The creature wants a woman. What would the creature's personal ad look like? While you can be creative, the details you include in your ad should be true to the text!! Read two examples below:
Examples:
"Gentlemen, say hello to this forty-two year old divorced mother of two, from Southern California. I am a brunette of Italian descent, a little taller than average, a little plumper than average - though still considered a looker by my male friends. I work for a technology support company here in Irvine, where I am a vice-president. I have recently mastered the art of balancing my home life with my professional life, and am now looking to fill the emotional void left by my six-year-old divorce. I am looking for a single gentleman between thirty-five and fifty who lives in on the West Coast, and is financially secure. I would prefer a Catholic, physically fit gentlemen, who would welcome two college-aged sons into his family circle..."
"... I am a mature, self confident man, and you should be the same. I am not interested in meeting women with leftover emotional problems from previous relationships - you should be at peace with yourself, and the world. Age is unimportant to me, as I am old enough to appreciate a deeper, not only physical relationship. You should be a liberal minded, college educated, financially independent woman, preferably with no children, as I am childless and intend to remain that way. Ideally you live here in Chicago, but I am willing to travel anywhere in the Midwest to meet you. If you see yourself in this description, and are interested in meeting an intelligent, intellectual man, please contact me."
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ReplyDeleteI am a man who finds peace in nature. I was abandoned at birth yet I have made it into this vast world. I have spent frequent hours alone in the woods discovering what lies beyond the everyday lives of men and women. I am of a lumber-jack build I am very strong and protecting. I am somewhat educated and I have been to the college in Ingolstadt. I am searching for a female who can help me cope with my past and share my emotions with. I can perform any task of which you desire from me. My mind is open to any sort of female who wishes to fulfill my mind with joy and sorrow. I reside in Switzerland near of the Alpine Mountains. Come here if you wish to be with me..
ReplyDeleteElliott Coad
signing off...
i'll be back...
Attention local single females! I am a gentleman who longs for a companion...preferably blind. I am a kind gentle soul but people don't take the time to notice. I am 8 feet tall and have black luscious hair and lips. My need for a companion is critical. I prefer an innocent woman, no kids so we are fee to devote time togehter. I would like a woman who doesn't oppose the idea of moving away and doesn't have a hardy appetite. If you or someone you know is interested do not hesitate to contact me.
ReplyDeleteAutumn
haha blind
ReplyDeleteElliott
haha luscious lips
ReplyDeleteTaylor
haha black luscious hair and lips
ReplyDeleteTori
that's what she said..?
ReplyDeletehaha blind
ReplyDeleteElliott
haha black luscious hair and lips
ReplyDeleteTori
and i'd like to add if my skin doesn't look so great that... i had skin cancer
ReplyDeleteElliott
haha Tori
ReplyDeleteTori
haha luscious lips and i don't think that comment was school appropriate
ReplyDeleteI am a man in search of a soul mate. Hopefully female...well preferably female...well if your a guy im not interested. I have emotional baggage left over from the day I was born, but feel that love in my life would rid me of this. I am very tall, athletic, and even hunted for my appearance; but I am waiting for someone who would be perfect for me. I find that I am intelligent and deep. I actually believe that the poetry of John Milton moulded my life. So if you are female and in need of a man check me out in Switzerland.
ReplyDeletetalldarkandhandsome1223@yahoo.com
haha. this isn't even funny
ReplyDeletepoop
haha talldarkandhandsome
ReplyDeletecoolest thread ever
ReplyDeleteI am a man looking for that special someone. I am 8 feet tall, medium muscle mass, luscious black hair, fare skin, and irresitable lips. I enjoy long walks in the mountains, talking about my feelings, and raising hell. I am currently unemployed, but am searching for job opportunities. Don't be afraid to stop by and say hello, I don't bite...where it shows. If any lady creatures are interested please contact me at 954-4495.
ReplyDeleteTravis Amor